if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
(Source: fake-mermaid, via alllll-about-us)
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
(via alllll-about-us)
school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY
(via alllll-about-us)
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
(via lockupallyourlovin)
